moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

(Source: sizvideos, via the--life--of--hannah)

eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via kittencorral)

following-rons-butterflies:


Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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omg this is perfect

(Source: nicolascagesempai, via daleyprophet)

ass-so-fat:

OHMIHGOD ; I LOVE ELLEN .

(via the-girl-who-cried-food)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

mbt1991:

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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OH! HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! 

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE :D

(via durnesque-esque)

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

(via the-girl-who-cried-food)

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb, via iadorethetheatre)

visiblecrownofgloriouspurpose:

moeranda:

How many people knew that Tumblr Pro was an April Fools joke but just really wanted a top hat for their icon?

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(via musicofthestage)

novas-grimoire:

brodobuttparty:

 

Whoo for Haunted Pennsylvania! 

novas-grimoire:

brodobuttparty:

 

Whoo for Haunted Pennsylvania! 

(Source: thelandofmaps, via twistedanewmusical)